Ming’s Theme (In the Court of Ming the Merciless)
[Skit 1]
(Now, the tributes from Ardencia)
Prince Thun: We, the people of Ardencia, we have suffered since you blasted our kingdom! I can offer you nothing this year except my loyalty
(Prince Thun, we prize nothing more highly. And tell us, how great is this loyalty to your emperor?)
Prince Thun: Without measure
(We are delighted to hear it. Fall on your sword.)
[Skit 2]
Prince Thun: Death to Ming!
[Skit 3]
(Who are you?)
Flash Gordon: Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets
Dale: Dale Arden, your highness
(Pathetic Earthlings, hurling your bodies out into the void. Come closer, let us see you.)
Dale: No