I'm Ready

Well I'm ready.
As ready as anybody can be.
Well I'm ready.
As ready as anybody can be.
Well I'm ready for you.
I hope you're ready for me.

I got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame.
It shoots tombstone bullets with a ball and chain.
I'm drinkin' TNT and smokin' dynomite.
I hope some schoolboy pick a fight.
Cause I'm ready.
As ready as anybody can be.
Well, I'm ready for you.
I hope you're ready for me.

Now listen

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair,
I know you feel like I ain't nowhere.
But stop what you're doing honey, come over here.
I'll prove it to you baby that I ain't no square.
Cause I'm ready.
As ready as anybody can be.
Well, I'm ready for you.
I hope you're ready for me.

Well I'm drinkin' gin like never before.
I'm feelin' so good honey that's for sure.
One more drink honey I wish you would.
It takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good.
Cause I'm ready.
As ready as anybody can be.
Well I'm ready for you.
I hope you're ready for, a ready for, a ready for
Well, I'm ready for
Oh baby, you know I'm ready for you.