I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the fuck is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a payphone
And I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy (sodomy)
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the fuck is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
Where's my Asian friend?
It's the slow pretty part
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the fuck is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
And that's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
Did I lose my Asian friend?
What's my age again?
Where's my Asian friend?
Fuck yeah
Hey Mark, I'm starting to get sweaty and contrary
To what most people think, I think I look better wet
I've been campaigning this for about two years now
So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier
And sexier as it gets hotter and hotter, you know?
And (and what?)
If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting
Fatter and fatter as the show goes on too
Why would I be getting fatter? ('Cause) Boobies
Oh jeez, stop it, no
But you're too young
You're way too young, gosh
Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter
Because dog semen is full of calories
Yeah, don't eat dog semen, we hear there's a ha, it's
The number one cause of uh, of bad breath
Hey this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages
Got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it
And here it goes like this
And here it goes
I took her out, it was a Friday night
彼女を誘ったんだ 週末の金曜日の夜だった
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
コロンもつけて気合いも入れた
We started making out and she took off my pants
2人で盛り上がって彼女も俺のズボンを脱がしてきて
But then I turned on the TV
そんでTVのスイッチを入れたんだよ
And that's about the time she walked away from me
そしたら彼女そっぽ向いて出て行っちまった
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
23歳にもなってあんたみたいなことする人いない
And are still more amused by TV shows
その年でまだTVに魅了されて
What the fuck is ADD?
ADDって何のことだよ?
My friends say I should act my age
年相応に行動しろって周りの友達はそう言うけど
What's my age again?
俺っていくつだっけ?
What's my age again?
俺っていくつだっけ?
Then later on, on the drive home
その後になって、車で家に向かう途中で
I called her mom from a payphone
公衆電話からあいつの家に電話した
And I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
警察だって名乗って、お宅の旦那さんは留置所に入ってます
The state looks down on sodomy (sodomy)
この国じゃゲイは御法度なんだって (ゲイは)
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
そしたらあのビッチ電話を切りやがった
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
23歳にもなってあんたみたいなことする人いない
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
まだ面白がってイタズラ電話なんかやって
What the fuck is call ID?
だけど発信者番号って何のことだよ?
My friends say I should act my age
年相応に行動しろって周りの友達はそう言うけど
What's my age again?
俺っていくつだっけ?
Where's my Asian friend?
俺のアジア人の友達はどこだ?
It's the slow pretty part
それはゆっくりで良い所だ
And that's about the time she walked away from me
そしたら彼女そっぽ向いて出て行っちまった
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
23歳にもなってあんたみたいなことする人いない
And you still act like you're in freshman year
大学に入りたての一年生みたいなことしてる
What the fuck is wrong with me?
だけど俺のどこに問題だあるんだよ?
My friends say I should act my age
年相応に行動しろって周りの友達はそう言うけど
What's my age again?
俺っていくつだっけ?
And that's about the time that she broke up with me
そしたら彼女別れようって
No one should take themselves so seriously
そんなに堅苦しく考えなくてもいいじゃないか
With many years ahead to fall in line
これから先長いんだから
Why would you wish that on me?
何で俺にあんたの理想を押し付けようとするんだ?
I never wanna act my age
俺は年相応になんてまっぴらごめんだね
What's my age again?
俺っていくつだっけ?
Did I lose my Asian friend?
俺はアジア人の友達を無くしたのか?
What's my age again?
俺っていくつだっけ?
Where's my Asian friend?
俺はアジア人の友達を無くしたのか?
Fuck yeah
クソ
Hey Mark, I'm starting to get sweaty and contrary
なあ Mark 俺は汗をかき始めて、矛盾している
To what most people think, I think I look better wet
大部分の人が思う事と、俺は濡れた方がイケてる
I've been campaigning this for about two years now
俺はこの事を2年ほど熱心に運動してきた
So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier
だからショーの中で、俺がセクシーになるのを見るだろうよ
And sexier as it gets hotter and hotter, you know?
もっとホットになってセクシーになる、分かるだろ?
And (and what?)
そして (そして何?)
If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting
じっくり見ると、お前は見るかもな Tomが
Fatter and fatter as the show goes on too
ショーが進むにつれて太っていくのを
Why would I be getting fatter? ('Cause) Boobies
どうして俺は太っていくんだ (だっておっぱいが
Oh jeez, stop it, no
何てこった、止めろ、ダメだ
But you're too young
でもお前は若すぎる
You're way too young, gosh
お前はあまりにも若すぎる、やべえ
Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter
お前がなぜ太っていくのは教えてやろう
Because dog semen is full of calories
だって男の精子にはカロリーが沢山だからな
Yeah, don't eat dog semen, we hear there's a ha, it's
そうだ、男の精子を食うな、聞いたけど、それは
The number one cause of uh, of bad breath
悪臭の一番の原因だそうだ
Hey this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages
なあ、この歌は俺が酒を飲み過ぎた時の事を歌ってる
Got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it
高校を退学になって、曲を書いた
And here it goes like this
こんな風にほら
And here it goes
ほら
