The Trafford Centre
It's Christmas Eve and I'm sat here
But I'm not having fun
I've bought presents on Amazon
But none of them's come
I've got three hours 'til shops shut
So I can't travel far
But in a flash and it hit me
I'll go to Trafford Centre
Oh the Trafford Centre
I've got no Christmas presents
So I'll get in the car
I'll do it all in two hours
Down the Trafford Centre
Just get out, get something festive, anything’ll do
Oh the car park's a chocker
Well, what do you expect
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Game I'm in next
The prices for presents in Marks & Spencer
It's like Sainsbury's prices, right?!
It's at the Trafford Centre
Oh the Trafford Centre
I've got no Christmas presents
So I'll get in the car
I'll do it all in two hours
Down the Trafford Centre
Right lads, kazoo solo!
Told you you should've gone earlier
I've no idea what I'm buying
I'll just have to guess
I've got Jean a £10 voucher at Vision Express
I'll get my mum a protein shake and an energy bar
From that health store on the top floor of the Trafford Centre
Oh the Trafford Centre
I've got no Christmas presents
So I'll get in the car
I'll do it all in two hours
Down the Trafford Centre