What’s up Hun?

[Verse 1]
You see 'em every day on th' Facebook
Speakin' in their own little code
More cryptic than a newspaper crossword
My heads gonna explode

'Cause the girl's posted, "Ooh, I'm fuming
Some people can hurt you the most" (Eurgh)
Then quick as a flash
All 'er mates dash
And chip in with a Facebook post
That says

[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
She's attention seeking!
"What's up hun?"
She's intentionally vague!
I can't believe me eyes, 'cause then she replies
"Can't say here, hun, inbox me babes" (Woo!)

(Don't start what you can't finish, love!)

[Verse 2]
There's a girl at it now on the Twitters
I really wish she'd pipe down
What's she going on about? I'm no mind reader
Somebody called Eren Brown

'Cause she's tweeted, "Worst day ever
I hate it when people let you down"
And here comes the cavalry
Her mates log on, you see
And every single one of them go to town
And ask

[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
There's nothing up wi' 'er!
"What's up hun?"
It's over the top!
Facebook would be calmer
Without all this drama
If nobody replied to her, you know she'd stop, ooh (Woo!)

[Bridge]
What's she going on about? It gets me dead cross
She's ambiguous and vague, like an episode of Lost
She just wants a response, nobody should reply
Look! She's at it again! "Ooh, I feel like I could cry"

[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
She's fishing for attention!
"What's up hun?"
Grr, it's a disgrace
It's gone beyond a joke
Now take it from a bloke
If you wanna slag somebody off, say it to their face!

[Outro (spoken)]
They're not even yer real friends!
They're on 't'internet, you've never met 'em!
Don't just put a crying emoticon up, tell us what yer thinkin
In fact, don't tell us what yer thinkin', I'm not bothered
Why d'you feel the need to share it?
Nobody cares