The Girl from Bargain Booze

[Verse 1]
Won't you listen up, I'm in trouble
I feel my head is in a bubble
I'm being driven mad to the point of despair
You see my mind, it has been ponderin'
I'll confess, my hands have been a wanderin'
I'm a married man that's having an affair
But it really wasn't planned, that's my defence
It was just other night down the off-licence
But then I saw her there behind the counter
As I were buying me Pringles and four cans of stout-a
I gave her a tenner and I were caught off guard
She looked like Angelina Jolie in a tabard
Right then I knew I had to choose
Between the missus and the girl from Bargain Booze

[Chorus]
She gives me hope
She gives me dreams
She gives me free Harveys Bristol Creams
She's amazing, she so fine
She's doing Gordon's gin at £10.99
And she whispers and calls me "darling"
As we roll around the cans of Carling
And she's got me on my knees
As we kiss besides the Boddies and Tetley's
Oh she's got me all confused
I love her, the girl from Bargain Booze

[Verse 2]
I know this affair, it could cost us
But still, I get cheap Foster's
It's a secret love that cannot be surpassed
Yes, it's cheating, but could you blame us
Coz I get free Magners and Gaymers
But she says "that's only while stocks last"
And I've got fot be careful coz the wife suspects
She says "What you doing wi' all those Grolsch and bottles o' Becks"
It's an offer I couldn't refuse
All the freebies from the girl from Bargain Booze

[Chorus]
She gives me hope
She gives me dreams
She gives me free Harveys Bristol Creams
She's amazing, she so fine
She's doing Gordon's gin at £10.99
And she whispers and calls me "darling"
As we roll around the cans of Carling
And she's got me on my knees
As we kiss besides the Boddies and Tetley's
Oh she's got me all confused
I love her, the girl from Bargain Booze

[Chorus]
She gives me hope
She gives me dreams
She gives me free Harveys Bristol Creams
She's amazing, she so fine
She's doing Gordon's gin at £10.99
And she whispers and calls me "darling"
As we roll around the cans of Carling
And she's got me on my knees
As we kiss besides the Boddies and Tetley's
Oh she's got me all confused
I love her, the girl from Bargain Booze