The Baking Song

I have joined a baking class
This must be confidential
There's me and twenty women
And they love my big utensil
I'm the only fella
But I stay in full control
The ladies flash their recipes
Then I lick their bowls

I'm a master baker
Baking just for fun
The girl next door, she likes her cakes
I'd love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn't have to frost
The ladies shout and tell me that they love it when they're moist

The ladies have a sweeter tooth
I know they would be willing
We'd go into the kitchen
And they'd get to taste my filling
And as they stood in front of me
They'd get a big surprise
I'd knock out something special
They could even watch it rise

I'm a master baker
Baking just for fun
The girl next door, she likes her cakes
I'd love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn't have to frost
The ladies shout and tell me that they love it when they're moist

One lady said my cakes could not be better than her mum's
She prodded with my Battenberg
And then she squeezed my buns
I had to use protection
An apron I did wear
I put my whisk into the bowl
The cream went everywhere

I'm a master baker
Baking just for fun
The girl next door, she likes her cakes
I'd love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn't have to frost
The ladies shout and tell me that they love it when they're moist

I'm a master baker
Baking just for fun
The girl next door, she likes her cakes
I'd love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn't have to frost
The ladies shout and tell me that they love it when they're moist