Fussy Eater

[Verse 1]
I know a bloke with a normal life
And a normal house and a normal wife
And he sleeps in a normal bed at night
But when it comes to eating, he's not right

Y'see, he doesn't eat fruit, he don't like the pips
And he doesn't have yoghurt 'cause it might have bits
When he has a full English, he starts shaking
'Cause he mustn't let the bean juice touch the bacon

[Chorus]
He's a fussy eater
He needs to be told
You're a fully grown man, not five years old
If you offer him peas he starts to sweat
Stop picking at your plate, son, get it ate

[Verse 2]
When he was growing up, they thought it were a phase
He still won't eat a burger if it's got mayonnaise
Offer him broccoli, he rolls his eyes
Says currants in cakes remind him of flies

When he has a salad, he takes his time-y
Bins the tomatoes, he says "they're slimey"
Show him celery, he gets peaky
Says no to green beans, they're just too squeaky

[Chorus]
He's a fussy eater
He needs to be told
You're a fully grown man, not five years old
If you offer him peas he starts to sweat
Stop picking at your plate, son, get it ate

[Bridge]
Won't eat a peach 'cause it's furry, of course
Can't touch a steak if it comes with a sauce
If there's coleslaw on his plate, he sends it back
Every single meal is a panic atta-ack! (Wo-oah!)

[Chorus]
He's a fussy eater
He needs to be told
You're a fully grown man, not five years old
If you offer him peas he starts to sweat
Stop picking at your plate, son, get it ate

He's a fussy eater
He needs to be told
You're a fully grown man, not five years old
If you offer him peas he starts to sweat
Stop picking at your plate, son, get it ate

He's a fussy eater
He needs to be told
You're a fully grown man, not five years old
If you offer him peas he starts to sweat
Stop picking at your plate, son, get it ate

Stop picking at your plate, son, get it ate
Stop picking at your plate, son, get it ate!

(Get it down ya!)