Cinema Smugglers

[Intro (spoken)]
Carrr!
'Tis I!
Bernard, you know, just a bit pirate-y

[Verse 1]
Well we all like the cinema and going to the flicks
But I won't pay a tenner for your ruddy pick-and-mix
And popcorn's over four pound a bag
So I'll become a pirate and smuggle in some swag

[Chorus]
With a shiver me Pringles and a yo ho ho
We'll bring our own sweets and they'll never ever know
We're smuggling our own confectionery
Har-har! Cinema smugglers we be

[Verse 2]
And me hearty, smugglin's a dangerous game
You might think it's a little bit risky
But the staff are only paid the minimum wage
So they're hardly going to frisk me

If you've got Revels in your pocket, Maltesers up your shirt
Then you'll walk in a very strange way
You've got to be careful of the noise that you make
'Cause that's really gonna give the game away

[Interlude (spoken)]
Right, Dicky, get over 'ere, quick
Avatar's four hours long so we need some major provisions
Get all this stuff shoved up your jumper here
Box of Quality Street
Get them Maltesers in
Bag of Kettle chips no, shove them down there
Get 'em in! Get 'em in!

[Chorus]
With a shiver me Pringles and a yo ho ho
We'll bring our own sweets and they'll never ever know
We're smuggling our own confectionery
Har-har! Cinema smugglers we be

(Carrr!)

[Verse 3]
I've brought Smarties, Rolos and chocolate eclairs
I'll eat so much I'll be ill
I've got more sweets in me pocket
Than Roland from Grange Hill

Well we're watching the trailers and the film's about to start
There's a sense of trepidation
But watch out for the noise from your wrappers, boys
If you've smuggled in a tub of Celebrations (Sorry love)

[Chorus]
With a shiver me Pringles and a yo ho ho
We'll bring our own sweets and they'll never ever know
We're smuggling our own confectionery
Har-har! Cinema smugglers we be

With a shiver me Pringles and a yo ho ho
We'll bring our own sweets and they'll never ever know
We're smuggling our own confectionery
Yar-har! Cinema smugglers we be

Yar-har! Cinema smugglers we be

[Outro (spoken)]
Carrr! How long do I have to keep this voice up?
It's absolutely doing me no favours, that
It's killing