Bogoff

[Verse 1]
Have you ever stopped to wonder when you're walking down the aisle
In the high street at your favourite shop
At the way that every two weeks or so
More prices have started to drop?

Big savings here, half price there
On loads of things that nobody will need
But my favourite sticker could not have come quicker
Yes, it's buy one get one free

[Chorus]
Oh, full fat yoghurt in your basket
Kitty-cat litter in your basket
Oh, you don't need 'em but you've got to buy 'em can't you see?
'Cause they're buy one get one free

[Verse 2]
So you've got a load of BOGOFs and you take 'em ter' till
Fifty percent of it is free
You've got more tins of beans than you've got cupboards fer' fill
You can't wait to see how much that it'll be

But you can't scrimp on items like brown sauce and booze
It's quality, not quantity you need
And they've pushed up the price of the things that are nice
The receipt makes a terrifying read

What you need is

[Chorus]
Full fat yoghurt in your basket
Kitty-cat litter in your basket
Oh, you don't need 'em but you've got to buy 'em can't you see?
'Cause they're buy one get one free

[Verse 3]
There's a lesson to be learned, here's advice that is handy
When usin' a retail boutique
Wanna get this'en down ter' Morrisons and th'ALDI
If it's value for money that you seek

But in order' fill yer basket on yer scooter
There's only one thing that you can dee
Say it loud, say it proud, every week I 'ave vowed
To buy one get one free

All together now!

[Chorus]
Full fat yoghurt in your basket
Kitty-cat litter in your basket
Oh, you don't need 'em but you've got to buy 'em can't you see?
'Cause they're buy one get one free

Oh, full fat yoghurt in your basket
Kitty-cat litter in your basket
Oh, you don't need 'em but you've got to buy 'em can't you see?
'Cause they're buy one get one free