Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
I am complete!
Fuck!
Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Fuck, fuck, fuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent.
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
What the fuck are you talking about?
To be your little bitch.
Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
No!
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
Listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
Dude, we've been through so much shit,
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]
You guys are fuckin' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, fucker!
No!
Ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
Oh no!
From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again
No!
Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
O Épico Confronto do Rock: Tenacious D vs. Beelzeboss
A música Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) da banda Tenacious D é uma representação teatral e humorística do confronto entre o bem e o mal, com o rock como pano de fundo. A banda Tenacious D, composta por Jack Black e Kyle Gass, é conhecida por suas letras cômicas e sua abordagem irreverente ao rock. Nesta canção, eles encaram ninguém menos que o próprio diabo, Beelzeboss, em um duelo de rock para decidir seus destinos.
O início da música apresenta Beelzeboss se declarando completo e ameaçando a dupla, dizendo que agora eles terão que se submeter a ele. Em um ato de desespero e coragem, Tenacious D desafia o diabo para um 'rock off', um duelo de rock, estabelecendo que se vencerem, Beelzeboss terá que retornar ao inferno e ainda pagar o aluguel deles. O diabo aceita o desafio, mas impõe que, se ganhar, levará Kyle Gass, também conhecido como Kage, para o inferno.
A letra prossegue com a batalha de rock, onde Tenacious D canta sobre suas aventuras e desafios passados, incluindo desativar lasers 'com o meu pênis', e a determinação de derrotar Beelzeboss com seu 'molho de foguete' e salvar a humanidade. A música é uma mistura de comédia, bravata e elementos de fantasia, típicos do estilo da banda. O confronto termina com a vitória de Tenacious D, que manda Beelzeboss de volta para onde veio, reafirmando o poder do rock e da música como forças triunfantes contra o mal.
