농담 (Joke)

[RM "농담" 가사]

[Verse 1]
내 고막을 울리는 리듬
Bass and drum 날 움직이는 기름
여기 존재하는 모든 행복과 너의 새해 복까지 모두 I'ma fuckin' get 'em
나는 엘라스틴 너희들은 비듬
랩 병신들 너희 수준 비등비등
Fame, girls, money, that's my honey to the hundred to the hundred
누가 나를 막니 I'ma fuckin' beat 'em
거머리 같은 haters 나를 죽여 나를 묶어 나를 숙연
하게 만들어 I'm so super, I just grew up
그지같은 mothersucker, motherfucker 싹 다 섞어 손발 꺾어
시켜 서커스 시켜 턱걸이 전부 fuck up
한입으로 두말 여자들은 널 보고 불러 언니
너무나도 쉽게 까는 철판들 지들 곡에선 지들이 뭐 이건희
에 여잔 파리보다 더 꼬여 아서 니 현실 싹 다 보여
홍대 예능쇼에 몇 안되는 힙수니들이 느이 그 고정
난 이곳의 문을 열고 닫아, 마치 개폐인
너희들이 맨날 느낀다는 rap pain
난 순식간에 비트를 제패
널 보면 비트들이 말을 하네 쟤 패
배알이 좀 꼴리실 거에요 제 pay
스웨덴, 독일 브라질 to Japan
니 더러운 혀보다 강해여 제 펜
이제야 까보네여 오광보다 더한 제 패

[Verse 2]
Got six bullets in my tongue (Huh!)
Six snakes in my lung (Huh!)
Six shots got me feelin' 2Pac 그래 이건 에이셉의 가사여 (Huh!)
금실 좋은 부부처럼 별거 없지
넌 천상 여자처럼 설 거 없지
나는 탁탁 먼지털이 박박 쓸어버려 물 같은 내 혀; 설거지
이건 의미없는 말놀이 you know I got a motherfuckin' beat
Got a motherfuckin' rhyme
Got a motherfuckin' flow, got a motherfuckin' style
Got a motherfuckin' wine, gotta motherfuckin' shine
대체 몇 마디니 나의 motherfuckin' line
Bitch, I'm the one, I'm so motherfuckin' prime
너넨 존나게 촌스러 촌장님, 혹 또는 족발을 좋아하는 꼰대님 스탈
Bitch, I'm your man, ten outta ten 심장은 꺼매 한여름의 suntan
작전을 개시하지 그래 내 이름의 브랜드
혼자 다 해먹네 내 이름의 밴드
여긴 내가 차린 놀이동산 pull the lever
뿌리부터 차이나지 너와 나의 레벨
본 이름은 Greatest 또 나의 성은 Ever
절대 개명 신청 안해 나는 never ever ever
그램마 넌 갑보단 깝, 탑보단 밥, 답보단 짭
야동 보면 넌 3초면 싸
나는 top of the top, 갑 of the 갑, 답 of the 답
선배 후배들도 다 돌아가
그냥 좆이나 까잡숴 먹어봐 맛있어
그래 넌 나의 적 그러니까 적 까
낮이던 밤이던 존나게 부지런
세글자 랩밖에 못하는 쉐꺄 넌
비비디 바비디 부비디 바비디
니미니 나미니 지기미 차카미
니꺼는 나가리 쳐먹어 노가리
이름이 미미니 shawty? 노답

[Verse 3]
내 랩 완전히 꼭지가 돈 랩
니 랩은 한마디만 할게 don't 랩
내 껀 좀 큰 물에서 좀 논 랩
니 껀 원래 랩이 아니란다 non-rap
그래 넌 최고의 여자, 갑질
So 존나게 잘해 갑질
아 근데 생각해보니 갑이었던 적 없네
갑 떼고 임이라 부를게 임질
I pop it, rock it, knock it, never stop it, talkin' some trashes
난 백수라서 없어, 자비 넌 real 백수 없어 차비
You know I ain't about the thousands, let me ride it
Yo, drop it, swap it, rock it, mock it, stalk it, lock it in my pocket, there's full of monsters
Yeah, I gettin' on 'em bitch, gettin' on 'em rich
해변의 아들 너는 son of a beach
난 원석처럼 빛나 마치 son of a 비취
나는 괴물 so son of a 스티치
Yeah, man, I told you that I'm a monster
That why I be rappin' non-stop
I do want your hands at the concert
Want your fuckin' damn hands at the concert
Hit me

[Verse 1]
The rhythm resonates my eardrums
Bass and drum, the fuel that moves me
Everything that exists here, happiness until your new God, everything, I'ma fucking get 'em
I’m Elastine, you're dandruff
Idiot rappers, your standard is so-so
Fame, girls, money, that’s my honey to the hundred to the hundred
Who will stop me? I'ma fuckin' beat 'em
Haters like leeches, kill me, tie me up, silence me
I’m so super, I just grew up
Beggar-like mothersuckers, motherfuckers, all of them decay
Make them break their hands and feet
Make them do a circus, make them do chin-ups, fuck up
With one mouth, you say two different things, girls see you and call you "Unnie"
You lay down steel so easily, in your songs, you're Lee Ken Hee
Girl are swarming like flies, no, I can see your reality clearly
The few hip-hop fangirls at Hongdae variety shows are your regulars
I open and close the door here
The rap pain that you say you feel everyday
In an instant, I conquer the beat
When the beat sees you, it says, "Beat him"
You must feel envious of my pay
Sweden, Germany, Brazil to Japan
My pen is stronger than your tongue
Now we get to call, my hand's even better than 5 Kwang

[Verse 2]
Got six bullets in my tongue (Huh!)
Six snakes in my lung (Huh!)
Six shots got me feeling 2Pac, yeah, these are A$AP’s lyrics (Huh!)
There's nothing to it like a happily married couple
You don't need to stand like a heavenly woman
I tap, tap the duster, scrub, scrub, sweep off, like water my tongue is washing dishes
Yeah, this is meaningless wordplay, you know I got a motherfuckin' beat
Got a motherfuckin' rhyme
Got a motherfuckin' flow, got a motherfuckin' style
Got a motherfuckin' wine, gotta motherfuckin' shine
How many bars are there? My motherfuckin' lines
Bitch I’m the one, I’m so motherfuckin' prime
You're fucking provincial, a village mayor or a pig-feet-loving old man style
Bitch, I’m your man, 10 outta 10, heart is black, a summer’s suntan
Start the battle plan, yeah, my name's a brand
I do it all myself, my name's a band
This is my amusement park, I pull the lever
There’s a difference from the roots between your and my level
First name is Greatest, last name Ever
I'll never change my name, never ever ever
Yeah, idiot, you're the clown, not the powerful, the food, not the top
Fake, not the true answer, if you watch porn, you cum in three seconds
I’m the top of the top, power of the powerful, answer of the answers, sunbaes and hoobaes all turn around
Just play with your dick, it'll feel good, yeah, you’re my enemy so fuck off
Day or night, fucking industries, you’re a bastard who can’t even rap more than three characters
Bibidi babidi bubidi babidi, nimini namini jikimi jakami
Hold on to your own, pig out to pollack
Your name is Mimi? Shawty? No answer

[Verse 3]
My rap is completely insane, your rap, I'll just say one thing: Don't rap
My rap played in the larger waters
Your "rap" is really not rap, non-rap
Yeah, you’re the best woman, abuse of power
So fucking good at it, abusing power
Ah but think about it, you were never really powerful
Let’s take off “power” and call you “dear”, gonorrhea
I pop it, rock it, knock it, never stop it, talkin' some trashes
I have no mercy like I'm unemployed, you're really unemployed, no money for the bus
You know I ain’t about the thousands
Let me ride it, yo, drop it, swap it, rock it, mock it, stalk it, lock it
In my pocket, there's full of monsters
Yeah, I gettin' on em bitch, gettin' on 'em rich
Son of the seaside, you’re a son of a beach
I shine like a diamond in the rough, like a son of Jadeite
I’m a monster, son of a Stitch
Yeah, man, I told you that I’m a monster
That why I be rappin' non-stop
I do want your hands at the concert
Want your fuckin' damn hands at the concert
Hit me