Dear John #6

New York dear John
I wasn't going to write this letter but after
Thinking long and hard, no pun intended
I decided it was best that
You know that I know
When you came back from LA and I
Didn't hear from you I got worried
So I went to your place
And when I got to the door I heard strange
Noises i thought someone was
Being strangled feeling protective
I used the key you gave me and let myself in
I tiptoed into the bedroom in
Case there was an intruder
And lo and behold someone was being
Strangled but not the way
I imagined ben was kneeling in
Front of you and he
Wasn't praying i didn't know if I
Was turned on or disgusted
I just knew I had to get out of there
I guess you were in your own little world or
Maybe you knew I was watching and it
Got you off in any case I think we
Should spend some time apart and think this
Thing through now I know why
Ben was always so
Preoccupied is that what you did on those
Fishing trips? I didn't know
Ben was holding your
Rod for you did you catch anything?
I haven't told Ingrid yet i'm not sure
How she's gonna take it maybe
She'll feel better knowing
Her competition isn't
Another woman as for me
I think I'm gonna be sick
Next time you want pussy
Just look in the mirror

Gone fishing dITA