A Woman Scorned

Candy caught beau
In bed with a red head
She threw a fit and a fern
And the F word at both of them
She peppered him with bb's
Cuz she couldn't find a 12 gauge
Cinda Lou, I know your husband
And there's gonna be hell to pay

There ain't nothing
Like a woman scorned
Ain't nothing more dangerous
Than a country girl
Trading her halo for horns
Neighbors knew
They were in for a war
They saw
A screaming half naked
Waffle house waitress
Flying off the porch
No one slams the door
Like a women scorned

Candy came back beau
Was zipping up his levis
Chasing him around the kitchen
He was tring to apolagize
He dialed a 9 and a 1 before
She landed that left hook
She knocked him out cold
Candy's stronger than she looks

There ain't nothing
Like a woman scorned
Ain't nothing more dangerous
Than a country girl
Trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew
Who was winning that war
They saw a half naked
Pleading husband
Who'd been cheating spread
Eagle on the porch
No one slams the door
Like a woman scorned

Ain't nothing
Like a woman scorned
Ain't nothing more dangerous
Than a country girl
Trading her halo for horns

She swears
All is fair in love and war
She said if you wanna be a dog
I'll treat you like a dog
Your sleeping on the porch
No one slams a door
Like a woman scorned
Like a woman scorned