Eye Of The Beholder

Fatso - you're eating again
Your expanding behind
Makes it hard for you to find clothes

Pizza face - you're drooling again
Your erupting zits scare little kids - yuck!

But nothing can tear us apart we're ugly
We're the unwanted kind

And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
You and I are going bald and getting older
Day and night we're brushing dandruff from our shoulder
Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
In the eye of the beholder

You and I we're a plastic surgeon's dream
I'm a blob without shape
Look at my volcanic face

YEAH!

But nothing can tear us apart we're ugly
We're the unwanted kind

And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
You and I are going bald and getting older
Day and night we're brushing dandruff from our shoulder
Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

To be or not to be
I'm yours and there's a lot of me

And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
You and I are going bald and getting older
Day and night we're brushing dandruff from our shoulder
Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
In the eye of the beholder