Million Dollar Mouth

He'll tell you what you need
And you will believe a set of new knives
Made of surgical steel
With his wide smile and shining eyes he'll win
And his flawless behaviour
Will make him get under your skin

He's the man with the million dollar mouth
He's selling
Don't let him get inside your house
You're buying
Alarmingly charming
Try holy water or some garlic
He's the man with the million dollar mouth
Be careful
Don't let him get inside your house
He's lying
He's the million dollar mouth

I've got what you need may I interest you
In a fillet knife a chef knife a carving knife
Or do you need a chain saw or two
They are razor sharp I could cut out your heart easily
You better make up your mind now
I'll give you a money back guarantee

He's the man with the million dollar mouth
He's selling
Don't let him get inside your house
You're buying
Alarmingly charming
Try holy water or some garlic
He's the man with the million dollar mouth
Be careful
Don't let him get inside your house
He's lying
He's the million dollar mouth

You better lock your door now
When he's inside and realizes that he won't
Be selling anything today he'll take a knife
And show how very sharp it is

He's the man with the million dollar mouth
He's selling
Don't let him get inside your house
You're buying
He's the man with the million dollar mouth
Be careful
Don't let him get inside your house
He's lying
He's the million dollar mouth