It Has To Be Her

Oh no, this is an outrage

Who would have done such a thing?

It's that girl, it's that girl she's the
Cause of our trouble
Our late turn of fate all
Was brought on by her

That freak, so unchic
She alone burst our bubble

The rude one

The crude one, it has to be her

It has to be her it has to be her

Most every great disaster has a villain
A real bad apple who's the one to hate
There's only one of us fun to hate
And we all know who she is
She will not prеss her dress
Or put on make up
Shе's way too slovenly to take a bath
Won't get a manicure, do the math
And we all know who she is

Well guess who, confess
Who it's bad Cinderella
We see who, it's she who is solely to blame
She should be arrested, she's mad Cinderella
A hot mess her head should
Be hanging in shame

She doesn't give a toss for her appearance

She won't wash, comb, or even dye her hair

We'd like to strangle her by her hair
And we all know who she is
A pain plain as day she is bad Cinderella
Unclean too, she's mean too, recalcitrant
Plus she's snarky and snide
Barking mad Cinderella
She stinks and she thinks she
Is better than us
A hag no one'd shag, she is mean Cinderella
In truth she's uncouth
Doesn't care how she looks
An odd one, a clod, she's obscene Cinderella
Her nose in the air
And her head in her books
Well guess who, confess, who
It's bad Cinderella
We see who, it's she who is solely to blame
She should be arrested she's mad Cinderella
A hot mess
Her head should be hanging in shame

Did somebody say my name?