If I Only Had a Heart / We’re Off to See the Wizard

When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a human
If I only had a heart

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart

Picture me - a balcony
Above a voice sings low

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

I hear a beat how sweet!

Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart
Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart

We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz
We hear he is a wizard of whiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever oh ever a wiz there was
The wizard of Oz is one because

Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz!