Bony Moronie
Yeah
Oh
I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat just skin and bone
Well now I love her and she loves me
Oh how happy now, we're gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree
Well I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I'm gonna do
We're gonna get married on a night in June
Rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon
Well now I love her and she loves me
Oh how happy now, we're gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree
But she's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody's watching when my baby walked by
She's so good looking, really catches the eye
Well now I love her and she loves me
Oh how happy now, we're gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree
Making love, making love
Making love