Mr. DoucheBag

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
Hey Mr. Douchebag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those s-s-sunglasses
Yeah, we all remember that hot chick you hooked up with once (Bye, bye)
'Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months (Months, months, months, months, months)

[Verse 2: DeeJay]
Yeah, we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douchebag friends that you still got game

[Pre-Chorus]
Dear Mr. Douchebag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]
Dear Mr. Douchebag, do-do-do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth?
Or boast about high school rugby?
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid?
You douchebags are a lot of the same
"Dude, let's go, this place is full of grenades"

[Verse 4: DeeJay]
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full-time career
That's why yo' Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer
You got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon

[Pre-Chorus]
Dear-de-de-de-dear Mr. Douchebag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Verse 5: Puff Puff Humbert]
Inconsiderate, ignorant
You drink, you get belligerent
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no, not even a little bit
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs
De-dear Mr. Douchebag, I caught you bragging again
Trust me, man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all
"But, dude, I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."
No, you're not, come on

[Pre-Chorus]
Dear Mr. DoucheBag
We all agree that
You are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

[Bridge: DeeJay]
Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room
(You're a douchebag do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-douchebag)
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
(You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
Refusing to let go when she says no
(You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)
Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
(You're a douchebag, do-douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do-douchebag)

[Outro]
"Dude, it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear, come on
Where the hell is my protein shake?"