Maynard's Dick

It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
It's just a place that feels right with him
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick (oh yeah)

There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal, take it
then you're careful grace for sure
Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Climb a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick (yeah...)

Take you out in back of the toolshed
Lay it right on top of your forehead
Take you out in back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin' with... Maynard's dick!
Maynard's dick!
Maynard's dick!
Maynard's dick (yeah ye-yeah)

[indiscriminate bodily noises]