Everybody Dance

[Intro]
Hey girl, I don't mean no harm, but
You do something to me
I'm not sure quite what it is yet, but
I'm getting a pretty good read on it at this point
It's gonna come to me
What is it exactly what we do
Oh god, yeah we gotta dance

[Chorus]
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance with me, dance
Dance on the floor, dance

[Verse 1]
The club is packed like a sandwich
All types of people like ham and swiss
Lettuce and tomato toasted bread
Bite down and taste the rhythm
Thank goodness we're finally here at the club
Man what a great-looking crop of people
The fact that they worked all week
Really adds to the meaning behind their dancing
My boss yelled at me "Take this dance move
The copier broke down but tonight you're a star!"

[Chorus]
I don't care what your name is
I don't care where you went to college
I hate your outfit and your face
Now everybody dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance

[Verse 2]
Your jam's on, the jimmy jam's on
This is the time to get your jimmy jam on
Hey jimmy, no, it's jimmy jam
Time to slam bam, is it jimmy jam?
World beat, whores in rhythm
Africa, no man's land
South America, fruits and coconuts
Europe, you have no idea
Europe is crazy
Global warming, hot and sexy
Poverty, exotic things

[Chorus]
I don't care who you came with
I don't care if your car just died
I hate your open wounds and your brain
Now everybody dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Everybody dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance