I Just Had Sex
AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW SAMBERG, JERROD BETTIS, JORMA TACCONE, JUSTIN SCOTT FRANKS
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
In this world
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life
My life!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
(And it felt so great)
A Comédia Musical da Conquista Sexual: I Just Had Sex do The Lonely Island
A música I Just Had Sex, interpretada pelo grupo de comédia The Lonely Island em parceria com o cantor Akon, é uma paródia que exagera a celebração de um homem após ter uma experiência sexual. A canção é marcada por um humor escrachado e uma ironia que satiriza a maneira como a sociedade, especialmente o universo masculino, pode tratar o sexo como uma conquista ou um troféu. A letra é uma expressão hiperbólica da alegria e do orgulho, quase infantil, de um homem que acabou de perder a virgindade ou que não tem relações sexuais com frequência.
O refrão da música é um exemplo claro da comédia presente na obra. A repetição da frase 'I just had sex' seguida pela afirmação de que 'it felt so good' é uma simplificação cômica do que é, para muitos, um momento complexo e íntimo. A música brinca com a ideia de que o ato sexual, independentemente de como ocorreu ou com quem, é motivo suficiente para uma celebração exagerada e o compartilhamento dessa experiência com o mundo, até mesmo com os próprios pais, como mencionado na letra.
Além disso, a música também aborda, de maneira humorística, a insegurança e a surpresa do protagonista por ter sido escolhido para o ato sexual ('To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it'), o que pode ser interpretado como uma crítica à baixa autoestima e à busca por validação através do sexo. A participação de Akon, conhecido por suas músicas com temas sensuais e românticos, adiciona uma camada de ironia à música, pois sua presença contrasta com o tom cômico e exagerado da letra. I Just Had Sex é uma sátira que, enquanto faz rir, também convida a uma reflexão sobre as atitudes e expectativas em relação ao sexo na cultura contemporânea.
Sometimes
Às vezes
Something beautiful happens
Algo bonito acontece
In this world
Neste mundo
Oh
Oh
Akon
Akon
And Lonely Island
E Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
Você não sabe como se expressar então
You just gotta sing
Você só precisa cantar
I just had sex
Eu acabei de fazer sexo
And it felt so good (felt so good)
E foi tão bom (foi tão bom)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Uma mulher me deixou colocar meu pênis dentro dela (dela)
I just had sex (Hey!)
Eu acabei de fazer sexo (Ei!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
E eu nunca vou voltar (nunca vou voltar)
To the not having sex
Para os tempos de não fazer sexo
Ways of the past
Do passado
Have you ever had sex?
Você já fez sexo?
I have, it felt great
Eu fiz, foi ótimo
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Foi tão bom quando eu fiz com meu pênis
A girl let me do it
Uma garota me deixou fazer
It literally just happened
Literalmente acabou de acontecer
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
Fazer sexo pode transformar um homem bom no mais malvado
You'll never guess where I just came from
Você nunca vai adivinhar de onde eu acabei de vir
I had sex
Eu fiz sexo
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
Se eu tivesse que descrever a sensação, foi a melhor
When I had the sex
Quando eu fiz sexo
Man my penis felt great
Cara, meu pênis se sentiu ótimo
And I called my parents right after I was done
E eu liguei para meus pais logo depois que terminei
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Oh oi, não te vi aí
Guess what I just did
Adivinha o que eu acabei de fazer
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Fiz sexo, me despi, vi os seios dela e o resto
Well sure
Bem certo
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Legal dela te deixar fazer aquilo
Nice of any girl ever
Legal de qualquer garota, sempre
Now sing
Agora cante
I just had sex
Eu acabei de fazer sexo
And it felt so good (felt so good)
E foi tão bom (foi tão bom)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Uma mulher me deixou colocar meu pênis dentro dela (dela)
I Wanna tell the world
Eu quero contar para o mundo
To be honest
Para ser honesto
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Estou surpreso que ela até quis que eu fizesse
Doesn't really make sense
Não faz muito sentido
But man, screw it
Mas cara, dane-se
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
Eu não sou de discutir com algo bom
She could be my wife
Ela poderia ser minha esposa
That good?
Tão bom?
The best 30 seconds of my life
Os melhores 30 segundos da minha vida
My life!
Minha vida!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Estou tão humilhado pela habilidade de uma garota de me deixar fazer isso com ela
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Porque honestamente eu faria sexo com um monte de estrume
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Com isso em mente, a garota suave e cheirosa é melhor
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Ela me deixou usar minha corrente e minha blusa de gola alta
So this one's dedicated to them girls
Então essa é dedicada às garotas
That let us flop around on top of them
Que nos deixam se debater em cima delas
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
Se você está perto ou longe, seja baixa ou alta
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
Queremos agradecer a todas por nos deixarem transar com vocês
She kept looking at her watch
Ela continuava olhando para o relógio
Doesn't matter, had sex
Não importa, fiz sexo
But I cried the whole time
Mas eu chorei o tempo todo
Doesn't matter, had sex
Não importa, fiz sexo
I think she might have been a racist
Acho que ela pode ter sido racista
Doesn't matter, had sex
Não importa, fiz sexo
She put a bag on my head
Ela colocou um saco na minha cabeça
Still counts
Ainda conta
I just had sex
Eu acabei de fazer sexo
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
E meus sonhos se tornaram realidade (sonhos se tornaram realidade)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Então, se você fez sexo nos últimos 30 minutos
Then you're qualified to sing with me
Então você está qualificado para cantar comigo
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
Eu acabei de fazer sexo (todos cantem!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
E foi tão bom (todos nós fizemos sexo!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Uma mulher me deixou colocar meu pênis dentro dela
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
(Eu quero contar para o mundo todo!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
Eu acabei de fazer sexo (Eu acabei de fazer sexo!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
E eu nunca vou voltar (não, não, não!)
To the not having sex
Para os tempos de não fazer sexo
Ways of the past
Do passado
(And it felt so great)
(E foi tão bom)
Sometimes
A veces
Something beautiful happens
Algo hermoso sucede
In this world
En este mundo
Oh
Oh
Akon
Akon
And Lonely Island
Y Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
No sabes cómo expresarte entonces
You just gotta sing
Solo tienes que cantar
I just had sex
Acabo de tener sexo
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Y se sintió tan bien (se sintió tan bien)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Una mujer me dejó meter mi pene dentro de ella (ella)
I just had sex (Hey!)
Acabo de tener sexo (¡Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
Y nunca volveré atrás (nunca volveré atrás)
To the not having sex
A los días de no tener sexo
Ways of the past
Del pasado
Have you ever had sex?
¿Alguna vez has tenido sexo?
I have, it felt great
Yo sí, se sintió genial
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Se sintió tan bien cuando lo hice con mi pene
A girl let me do it
Una chica me dejó hacerlo
It literally just happened
Literalmente acaba de suceder
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
Tener sexo podría convertir a un hombre amable en el más malo
You'll never guess where I just came from
Nunca adivinarías de dónde acabo de venir
I had sex
Tuve sexo
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
Si tuviera que describir la sensación, fue la mejor
When I had the sex
Cuando tuve sexo
Man my penis felt great
Hombre, mi pene se sintió genial
And I called my parents right after I was done
Y llamé a mis padres justo después de terminar
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Oh hola, no te vi ahí
Guess what I just did
Adivina lo que acabo de hacer
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Tuve sexo, me desnudé, vi sus pechos y el resto
Well sure
Bueno seguro
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Amable de su parte dejarte hacer eso
Nice of any girl ever
Amable de cualquier chica alguna vez
Now sing
Ahora canta
I just had sex
Acabo de tener sexo
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Y se sintió tan bien (se sintió tan bien)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Una mujer me dejó meter mi pene dentro de ella (ella)
I Wanna tell the world
Quiero decirle al mundo
To be honest
Para ser honesto
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Me sorprende que ella incluso quisiera que lo hiciera
Doesn't really make sense
Realmente no tiene sentido
But man, screw it
Pero hombre, a la mierda
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
No soy de los que discuten con algo bueno
She could be my wife
Ella podría ser mi esposa
That good?
¿Eso de bueno?
The best 30 seconds of my life
Los mejores 30 segundos de mi vida
My life!
¡Mi vida!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Estoy tan humillado por la habilidad de una chica para dejarme hacerle
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Porque honestamente tendría sexo con un montón de estiércol
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Con eso en mente, la chica suave y de buen olor es mejor
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Ella me dejó usar mi cadena y mi suéter de cuello de tortuga
So this one's dedicated to them girls
Así que esta está dedicada a esas chicas
That let us flop around on top of them
Que nos dejan revolcarnos encima de ellas
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
Si estás cerca o lejos, ya seas baja o alta
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
Queremos agradecerles a todas por dejarnos joderlas
She kept looking at her watch
Ella seguía mirando su reloj
Doesn't matter, had sex
No importa, tuve sexo
But I cried the whole time
Pero lloré todo el tiempo
Doesn't matter, had sex
No importa, tuve sexo
I think she might have been a racist
Creo que podría haber sido racista
Doesn't matter, had sex
No importa, tuve sexo
She put a bag on my head
Ella me puso una bolsa en la cabeza
Still counts
Aún cuenta
I just had sex
Acabo de tener sexo
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
Y mis sueños se hicieron realidad (sueños se hicieron realidad)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Así que si has tenido sexo en los últimos 30 minutos
Then you're qualified to sing with me
Entonces estás calificado para cantar conmigo
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
Acabo de tener sexo (¡todos canten!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
Y se sintió tan bien (¡todos tuvimos sexo!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Una mujer me dejó meter mi pene dentro de ella
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
(¡Quiero decirle al mundo entero!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
Acabo de tener sexo (¡Acabo de tener sexo!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
Y nunca volveré atrás (¡no, no, no!)
To the not having sex
A los días de no tener sexo
Ways of the past
Del pasado
(And it felt so great)
(Y se sintió tan genial)
Sometimes
Parfois
Something beautiful happens
Quelque chose de beau se passe
In this world
Dans ce monde
Oh
Oh
Akon
Akon
And Lonely Island
Et Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
Tu ne sais pas comment t'exprimer alors
You just gotta sing
Tu dois juste chanter
I just had sex
Je viens d'avoir des relations sexuelles
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Et c'était tellement bon (tellement bon)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Une femme m'a laissé mettre mon pénis en elle (elle)
I just had sex (Hey!)
Je viens d'avoir des relations sexuelles (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
Et je ne reviendrai jamais en arrière (jamais en arrière)
To the not having sex
Aux manières de ne pas avoir de sexe
Ways of the past
Du passé
Have you ever had sex?
As-tu déjà eu des relations sexuelles?
I have, it felt great
Moi oui, c'était génial
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
C'était tellement bon quand je l'ai fait avec mon pénis
A girl let me do it
Une fille m'a laissé le faire
It literally just happened
C'est littéralement arrivé juste maintenant
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
Avoir des relations sexuelles pourrait rendre un homme gentil méchant
You'll never guess where I just came from
Tu ne devineras jamais d'où je viens
I had sex
J'ai eu des relations sexuelles
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
Si je devais décrire le sentiment, c'était le meilleur
When I had the sex
Quand j'ai eu des relations sexuelles
Man my penis felt great
Mon pénis se sentait super
And I called my parents right after I was done
Et j'ai appelé mes parents juste après avoir fini
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Oh salut, je ne t'ai pas vu là
Guess what I just did
Devine ce que je viens de faire
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
J'ai eu des relations sexuelles, me suis déshabillé, ai vu ses seins et le reste
Well sure
Eh bien sûr
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Sympa de sa part de te laisser faire ça
Nice of any girl ever
Sympa de la part de n'importe quelle fille
Now sing
Maintenant chante
I just had sex
Je viens d'avoir des relations sexuelles
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Et c'était tellement bon (tellement bon)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Une femme m'a laissé mettre mon pénis en elle (elle)
I Wanna tell the world
Je veux le dire au monde
To be honest
Pour être honnête
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Je suis surpris qu'elle ait même voulu que je le fasse
Doesn't really make sense
Ça n'a pas vraiment de sens
But man, screw it
Mais bon, tant pis
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
Je ne suis pas du genre à discuter avec une bonne chose
She could be my wife
Elle pourrait être ma femme
That good?
C'est si bon?
The best 30 seconds of my life
Les meilleures 30 secondes de ma vie
My life!
Ma vie!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Je suis tellement touché par la capacité d'une fille à me laisser faire
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Parce qu'honnêtement, je ferais l'amour avec un tas de fumier
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Avec cela à l'esprit, la fille douce et bien parfumée est meilleure
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Elle m'a laissé porter ma chaîne et mon pull à col roulé
So this one's dedicated to them girls
Alors celle-ci est dédiée à ces filles
That let us flop around on top of them
Qui nous laissent nous agiter sur elles
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
Que vous soyez près ou loin, petite ou grande
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
Nous voulons tous vous remercier de nous avoir laissé vous baiser
She kept looking at her watch
Elle ne cessait de regarder sa montre
Doesn't matter, had sex
Peu importe, j'ai eu des relations sexuelles
But I cried the whole time
Mais j'ai pleuré tout le temps
Doesn't matter, had sex
Peu importe, j'ai eu des relations sexuelles
I think she might have been a racist
Je pense qu'elle était peut-être raciste
Doesn't matter, had sex
Peu importe, j'ai eu des relations sexuelles
She put a bag on my head
Elle a mis un sac sur ma tête
Still counts
Ça compte quand même
I just had sex
Je viens d'avoir des relations sexuelles
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
Et mes rêves sont devenus réalité (rêves devenus réalité)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Donc si tu as eu des relations sexuelles dans les 30 dernières minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me
Alors tu es qualifié pour chanter avec moi
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
Je viens d'avoir des relations sexuelles (tout le monde chante!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
Et c'était tellement bon (nous avons tous eu des relations sexuelles!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Une femme m'a laissé mettre mon pénis en elle
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
(Je veux le dire au monde entier!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
Je viens d'avoir des relations sexuelles (Je viens d'avoir des relations sexuelles!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
Et je ne reviendrai jamais en arrière (non, non, non!)
To the not having sex
Aux manières de ne pas avoir de sexe
Ways of the past
Du passé
(And it felt so great)
(Et c'était tellement génial)
Sometimes
Manchmal
Something beautiful happens
Passiert etwas Schönes
In this world
In dieser Welt
Oh
Oh
Akon
Akon
And Lonely Island
Und Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
Du weißt nicht, wie du dich ausdrücken sollst, also
You just gotta sing
Musst du einfach singen
I just had sex
Ich hatte gerade Sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Und es fühlte sich so gut an (fühlte sich so gut an)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Eine Frau ließ mich meinen Penis in sie stecken (sie)
I just had sex (Hey!)
Ich hatte gerade Sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
Und ich werde nie zurückkehren (nie zurückkehren)
To the not having sex
Zu den nicht Sex habenden
Ways of the past
Wegen der Vergangenheit
Have you ever had sex?
Hattest du jemals Sex?
I have, it felt great
Ich habe, es fühlte sich großartig an
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Es fühlte sich so gut an, als ich es mit meinem Penis tat
A girl let me do it
Ein Mädchen ließ mich es tun
It literally just happened
Es ist buchstäblich gerade passiert
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
Sex haben könnte einen netten Mann zum gemeinsten machen
You'll never guess where I just came from
Du wirst nie erraten, wo ich gerade herkomme
I had sex
Ich hatte Sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
Wenn ich das Gefühl beschreiben müsste, es war das Beste
When I had the sex
Als ich den Sex hatte
Man my penis felt great
Mann, mein Penis fühlte sich großartig an
And I called my parents right after I was done
Und ich rief meine Eltern gleich nachdem ich fertig war an
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Oh hey, habe dich nicht gesehen
Guess what I just did
Rate mal, was ich gerade getan habe
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Hatte Sex, ausgezogen, sah ihre Brüste und den Rest
Well sure
Nun sicher
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nett von ihr, dich das tun zu lassen
Nice of any girl ever
Nett von jedem Mädchen überhaupt
Now sing
Jetzt singe
I just had sex
Ich hatte gerade Sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Und es fühlte sich so gut an (fühlte sich so gut an)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Eine Frau ließ mich meinen Penis in sie stecken (sie)
I Wanna tell the world
Ich möchte der Welt erzählen
To be honest
Um ehrlich zu sein
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Ich bin überrascht, dass sie überhaupt wollte, dass ich es tue
Doesn't really make sense
Ergibt eigentlich keinen Sinn
But man, screw it
Aber Mann, scheiß drauf
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
Ich bin nicht einer, der mit einer guten Sache streitet
She could be my wife
Sie könnte meine Frau sein
That good?
So gut?
The best 30 seconds of my life
Die besten 30 Sekunden meines Lebens
My life!
Mein Leben!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Ich bin so demütig von der Fähigkeit eines Mädchens, mich sie tun zu lassen
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Denn ehrlich gesagt, ich würde Sex mit einem Haufen Mist haben
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Mit diesem Gedanken ist das weiche, nett riechende Mädchen besser
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Sie ließ mich meine Kette und meinen Rollkragenpullover tragen
So this one's dedicated to them girls
Also ist diese gewidmet den Mädchen
That let us flop around on top of them
Die uns auf ihnen herumwälzen lassen
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
Ob du nah oder fern bist, ob kurz oder groß
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
Wir möchten euch allen dafür danken, dass ihr uns gefickt habt
She kept looking at her watch
Sie schaute ständig auf ihre Uhr
Doesn't matter, had sex
Macht nichts, hatte Sex
But I cried the whole time
Aber ich weinte die ganze Zeit
Doesn't matter, had sex
Macht nichts, hatte Sex
I think she might have been a racist
Ich glaube, sie könnte rassistisch gewesen sein
Doesn't matter, had sex
Macht nichts, hatte Sex
She put a bag on my head
Sie hat eine Tüte auf meinen Kopf gelegt
Still counts
Zählt trotzdem
I just had sex
Ich hatte gerade Sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
Und meine Träume wurden wahr (Träume wurden wahr)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Also wenn du in den letzten 30 Minuten Sex hattest
Then you're qualified to sing with me
Dann bist du qualifiziert, mit mir zu singen
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
Ich hatte gerade Sex (alle singen!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
Und es fühlte sich so gut an (wir hatten alle Sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Eine Frau ließ mich meinen Penis in sie stecken
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
(Ich möchte der ganzen Welt erzählen!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
Ich hatte gerade Sex (Ich hatte gerade Sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
Und ich werde nie zurückkehren (nein, nein, nein!)
To the not having sex
Zu den nicht Sex habenden
Ways of the past
Wegen der Vergangenheit
(And it felt so great)
(Und es fühlte sich so großartig an)
Sometimes
A volte
Something beautiful happens
Qualcosa di bello accade
In this world
In questo mondo
Oh
Oh
Akon
Akon
And Lonely Island
E Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
Non sai come esprimerti quindi
You just gotta sing
Devi solo cantare
I just had sex
Ho appena fatto sesso
And it felt so good (felt so good)
E mi è sembrato così bello (così bello)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Una donna mi ha lasciato mettere il mio pene dentro di lei (lei)
I just had sex (Hey!)
Ho appena fatto sesso (Ehi!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
E non tornerò mai indietro (mai indietro)
To the not having sex
Ai modi di non fare sesso
Ways of the past
Del passato
Have you ever had sex?
Hai mai fatto sesso?
I have, it felt great
Io sì, è stato fantastico
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Mi è sembrato così bello quando l'ho fatto con il mio pene
A girl let me do it
Una ragazza mi ha lasciato farlo
It literally just happened
È letteralmente appena successo
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
Fare sesso potrebbe trasformare un bravo uomo nel più cattivo
You'll never guess where I just came from
Non indovinerai mai da dove vengo
I had sex
Ho fatto sesso
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
Se dovessi descrivere la sensazione, è stata la migliore
When I had the sex
Quando ho fatto sesso
Man my penis felt great
Dio, il mio pene si è sentito fantastico
And I called my parents right after I was done
E ho chiamato i miei genitori subito dopo aver finito
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Oh ciao, non ti avevo visto
Guess what I just did
Indovina cosa ho appena fatto
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Ho fatto sesso, mi sono spogliato, ho visto le sue tette e il resto
Well sure
Beh certo
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Gentile da parte sua lasciarti fare quella cosa
Nice of any girl ever
Gentile da parte di qualsiasi ragazza mai
Now sing
Ora canta
I just had sex
Ho appena fatto sesso
And it felt so good (felt so good)
E mi è sembrato così bello (così bello)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Una donna mi ha lasciato mettere il mio pene dentro di lei (lei)
I Wanna tell the world
Voglio dire al mondo
To be honest
Ad essere onesto
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Sono sorpreso che lei abbia voluto che lo facessi
Doesn't really make sense
Non ha molto senso
But man, screw it
Ma cazzo, non importa
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
Non sono uno che discute con una cosa buona
She could be my wife
Potrebbe essere mia moglie
That good?
Così brava?
The best 30 seconds of my life
I migliori 30 secondi della mia vita
My life!
La mia vita!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Sono così umiliato dalla capacità di una ragazza di lasciarmi fare
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Perché onestamente farei sesso con un mucchio di letame
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Con questo in mente, la ragazza morbida e profumata è meglio
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Mi ha lasciato indossare la mia catena e il mio maglione a collo alto
So this one's dedicated to them girls
Quindi questa è dedicata a quelle ragazze
That let us flop around on top of them
Che ci lasciano saltellare sopra di loro
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
Se sei vicino o lontano, sia che tu sia basso o alto
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
Vogliamo ringraziarvi tutti per averci lasciato scoparvi
She kept looking at her watch
Continuava a guardare l'orologio
Doesn't matter, had sex
Non importa, ho fatto sesso
But I cried the whole time
Ma ho pianto tutto il tempo
Doesn't matter, had sex
Non importa, ho fatto sesso
I think she might have been a racist
Penso che potrebbe essere stata razzista
Doesn't matter, had sex
Non importa, ho fatto sesso
She put a bag on my head
Ha messo un sacco sulla mia testa
Still counts
Conta comunque
I just had sex
Ho appena fatto sesso
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
E i miei sogni si sono avverati (sogni avverati)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Quindi se hai fatto sesso negli ultimi 30 minuti
Then you're qualified to sing with me
Allora sei qualificato per cantare con me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
Ho appena fatto sesso (tutti cantano!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
E mi è sembrato così bello (abbiamo fatto tutti sesso!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Una donna mi ha lasciato mettere il mio pene dentro di lei
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
(Voglio dire a tutto il mondo!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
Ho appena fatto sesso (Ho appena fatto sesso!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
E non tornerò mai indietro (no, no, no!)
To the not having sex
Ai modi di non fare sesso
Ways of the past
Del passato
(And it felt so great)
(E mi è sembrato così bello)
Sometimes
Terkadang
Something beautiful happens
Sesuatu yang indah terjadi
In this world
Di dunia ini
Oh
Oh
Akon
Akon
And Lonely Island
Dan Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
Kamu tidak tahu bagaimana mengungkapkan perasaanmu
You just gotta sing
Jadi kamu hanya harus bernyanyi
I just had sex
Saya baru saja berhubungan seks
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Dan rasanya sangat enak (sangat enak)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Seorang wanita membiarkan saya memasukkan penis saya ke dalamnya (dia)
I just had sex (Hey!)
Saya baru saja berhubungan seks (Hei!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
Dan saya tidak akan pernah kembali (tidak akan pernah kembali)
To the not having sex
Ke cara tidak berhubungan seks
Ways of the past
Di masa lalu
Have you ever had sex?
Pernahkah kamu berhubungan seks?
I have, it felt great
Saya pernah, rasanya sangat menyenangkan
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
Rasanya sangat enak saat saya melakukannya dengan penis saya
A girl let me do it
Seorang gadis membiarkan saya melakukannya
It literally just happened
Ini benar-benar baru saja terjadi
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
Berhubungan seks bisa membuat pria baik menjadi sangat jahat
You'll never guess where I just came from
Kamu tidak akan pernah menebak dari mana saya baru saja datang
I had sex
Saya berhubungan seks
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
Jika saya harus menggambarkan perasaannya, itu adalah yang terbaik
When I had the sex
Saat saya berhubungan seks
Man my penis felt great
Wah, penis saya terasa sangat enak
And I called my parents right after I was done
Dan saya menelepon orang tua saya segera setelah saya selesai
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Oh hei, tidak melihat kamu di sana
Guess what I just did
Tebak apa yang baru saja saya lakukan
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Berhubungan seks, melepas pakaian, melihat payudaranya dan lainnya
Well sure
Baiklah tentu
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Bagus dari dia membiarkan kamu melakukan itu
Nice of any girl ever
Bagus untuk setiap gadis
Now sing
Sekarang nyanyikan
I just had sex
Saya baru saja berhubungan seks
And it felt so good (felt so good)
Dan rasanya sangat enak (sangat enak)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
Seorang wanita membiarkan saya memasukkan penis saya ke dalamnya (dia)
I Wanna tell the world
Saya ingin memberitahu dunia
To be honest
Sejujurnya
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Saya terkejut dia bahkan ingin saya melakukannya
Doesn't really make sense
Tidak masuk akal
But man, screw it
Tapi, ah, bodo amat
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
Saya bukan orang yang akan berdebat dengan hal yang baik
She could be my wife
Dia bisa menjadi istri saya
That good?
Sebaik itu?
The best 30 seconds of my life
30 detik terbaik dalam hidup saya
My life!
Hidup saya!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
Saya sangat rendah hati dengan kemampuan seorang gadis untuk membiarkan saya melakukannya
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
Karena sejujurnya saya akan berhubungan seks dengan tumpukan kotoran
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
Dengan itu di pikiran, gadis yang wangi dan lembut lebih baik
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
Dia membiarkan saya memakai rantai dan sweater leher kura-kura saya
So this one's dedicated to them girls
Jadi ini didedikasikan untuk mereka gadis-gadis
That let us flop around on top of them
Yang membiarkan kami berguling-guling di atas mereka
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
Jika kamu dekat atau jauh, pendek atau tinggi
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
Kami ingin berterima kasih kepada kalian semua karena membiarkan kami bercinta dengan kalian
She kept looking at her watch
Dia terus melihat jam tangannya
Doesn't matter, had sex
Tidak masalah, telah berhubungan seks
But I cried the whole time
Tapi saya menangis sepanjang waktu
Doesn't matter, had sex
Tidak masalah, telah berhubungan seks
I think she might have been a racist
Saya pikir dia mungkin rasis
Doesn't matter, had sex
Tidak masalah, telah berhubungan seks
She put a bag on my head
Dia memasang kantong di kepala saya
Still counts
Masih dihitung
I just had sex
Saya baru saja berhubungan seks
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
Dan impian saya menjadi kenyataan (impian menjadi kenyataan)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Jadi jika kamu telah berhubungan seks dalam 30 menit terakhir
Then you're qualified to sing with me
Maka kamu memenuhi syarat untuk bernyanyi bersama saya
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
Saya baru saja berhubungan seks (semua bernyanyi!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
Dan rasanya sangat enak (kita semua telah berhubungan seks!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Seorang wanita membiarkan saya memasukkan penis saya ke dalamnya
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
(Saya ingin memberitahu seluruh dunia!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
Saya baru saja berhubungan seks (saya baru saja berhubungan seks!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
Dan saya tidak akan pernah kembali (tidak, tidak, tidak!)
To the not having sex
Ke cara tidak berhubungan seks
Ways of the past
Di masa lalu
(And it felt so great)
(Dan rasanya sangat enak)
Sometimes
บางครั้ง
Something beautiful happens
เกิดเรื่องสวยงามขึ้น
In this world
ในโลกนี้
Oh
โอ้
Akon
อาคอน
And Lonely Island
และ Lonely Island
You don't know how to express yourself so
คุณไม่รู้ว่าจะแสดงออกอย่างไร
You just gotta sing
คุณก็แค่ต้องร้องเพลง
I just had sex
ฉันเพิ่งมีเซ็กส์
And it felt so good (felt so good)
และมันรู้สึกดีมาก (รู้สึกดีมาก)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
ผู้หญิงคนหนึ่งให้ฉันใส่อวัยวะเพศของฉันเข้าไปในตัวเธอ (เธอ)
I just had sex (Hey!)
ฉันเพิ่งมีเซ็กส์ (เฮ้!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
และฉันจะไม่กลับไป (ไม่กลับไป)
To the not having sex
สู่วิถีที่ไม่มีเซ็กส์
Ways of the past
ในอดีต
Have you ever had sex?
คุณเคยมีเซ็กส์ไหม?
I have, it felt great
ฉันเคย, มันรู้สึกดีมาก
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
มันรู้สึกดีมากเมื่อฉันทำมันด้วยอวัยวะเพศของฉัน
A girl let me do it
ผู้หญิงคนหนึ่งให้ฉันทำ
It literally just happened
มันเกิดขึ้นจริงๆ เลย
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
การมีเซ็กส์สามารถทำให้ผู้ชายดีกลายเป็นคนร้ายได้
You'll never guess where I just came from
คุณจะไม่เดาได้เลยว่าฉันเพิ่งมาจากไหน
I had sex
ฉันมีเซ็กส์
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
ถ้าฉันต้องอธิบายความรู้สึกนั้น มันเป็นสิ่งที่ดีที่สุด
When I had the sex
เมื่อฉันมีเซ็กส์
Man my penis felt great
ชาย, อวัยวะเพศของฉันรู้สึกดีมาก
And I called my parents right after I was done
และฉันโทรหาพ่อแม่ของฉันทันทีหลังจากที่ฉันทำเสร็จ
Oh hey, didn't see you there
โอ้ เฮ้, ไม่เห็นคุณอยู่ตรงนั้น
Guess what I just did
เดาสิว่าฉันเพิ่งทำอะไร
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
มีเซ็กส์, ถอดเสื้อผ้า, เห็นหน้าอกของเธอและส่วนที่เหลือ
Well sure
เอาล่ะ
Nice of her to let you do that thing
ดีของเธอที่ให้คุณทำแบบนั้น
Nice of any girl ever
ดีของผู้หญิงคนไหนก็ตาม
Now sing
ตอนนี้ร้องเพลง
I just had sex
ฉันเพิ่งมีเซ็กส์
And it felt so good (felt so good)
และมันรู้สึกดีมาก (รู้สึกดีมาก)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
ผู้หญิงคนหนึ่งให้ฉันใส่อวัยวะเพศของฉันเข้าไปในตัวเธอ (เธอ)
I Wanna tell the world
ฉันอยากบอกทั้งโลก
To be honest
ต้องยอมรับ
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
ฉันแปลกใจที่เธอแม้แต่ต้องการให้ฉันทำ
Doesn't really make sense
มันไม่ค่อยมีเหตุผลเท่าไหร่
But man, screw it
แต่ช่างมัน, ทำไปเถอะ
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
ฉันไม่ใช่คนที่จะโต้เถียงกับสิ่งที่ดี
She could be my wife
เธออาจเป็นภรรยาของฉัน
That good?
ดีขนาดนั้นเลยหรือ?
The best 30 seconds of my life
30 วินาทีที่ดีที่สุดในชีวิตของฉัน
My life!
ชีวิตของฉัน!
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
ฉันรู้สึกตื้นตันใจกับความสามารถของผู้หญิงที่ให้ฉันทำกับเธอ
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
เพราะตามตรงแล้วฉันจะมีเซ็กส์กับกองมูลสัตว์ก็ได้
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
ด้วยเหตุนี้ ผู้หญิงที่มีกลิ่นหอมนุ่มนวลก็ดีกว่า
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
เธอให้ฉันใส่สร้อยคอและเสื้อคอเต่าของฉัน
So this one's dedicated to them girls
ดังนั้นเพลงนี้ถูกอุทิศให้กับผู้หญิงเหล่านั้น
That let us flop around on top of them
ที่ให้เราพลิกตัวอยู่บนตัวพวกเขา
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
ไม่ว่าคุณจะอยู่ใกล้หรือไกล, สูงหรือต่ำ
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
เราอยากขอบคุณทุกคนที่ให้เรามีเซ็กส์กับคุณ
She kept looking at her watch
เธอมองนาฬิกาตลอดเวลา
Doesn't matter, had sex
ไม่สำคัญ, มีเซ็กส์
But I cried the whole time
แต่ฉันร้องไห้ตลอดเวลา
Doesn't matter, had sex
ไม่สำคัญ, มีเซ็กส์
I think she might have been a racist
ฉันคิดว่าเธออาจเป็นคนเหยียดผิว
Doesn't matter, had sex
ไม่สำคัญ, มีเซ็กส์
She put a bag on my head
เธอใส่ถุงใส่หัวฉัน
Still counts
ยังนับ
I just had sex
ฉันเพิ่งมีเซ็กส์
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
และความฝันของฉันเป็นจริง (ความฝันเป็นจริง)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
ดังนั้นถ้าคุณมีเซ็กส์ใน 30 นาทีที่ผ่านมา
Then you're qualified to sing with me
แล้วคุณมีสิทธิ์ร้องเพลงกับฉัน
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
ฉันเพิ่งมีเซ็กส์ (ทุกคนร้องเพลง!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
และมันรู้สึกดีมาก (เราทุกคนมีเซ็กส์!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
ผู้หญิงคนหนึ่งให้ฉันใส่อวัยวะเพศของฉันเข้าไปในตัวเธอ
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
(ฉันอยากบอกทั้งโลก!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
ฉันเพิ่งมีเซ็กส์ (ฉันเพิ่งมีเซ็กส์!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
และฉันจะไม่กลับไป (ไม่, ไม่, ไม่!)
To the not having sex
สู่วิถีที่ไม่มีเซ็กส์
Ways of the past
ในอดีต
(And it felt so great)
(และมันรู้สึกด
