Trains

Come on
Yeah, who's going out binge drinking?
Let's cut to the chase
Everyone's in their onesies
With their noses out of place
And all the men look burly
With looks that could kill
Another teenage pregnancy
Cause she wasn't on the pill
This is the year without summer
The Great Smog's on it's way
A blockage down Portobello
So, we're sailing The Adelaide
There's a Royal Charter storm
A European heatwave
As SS London leaves
For the Bay of Biscay
The trains don't run anymore
With vandalised station
Graffiti in the bridge wall
No one gives a shit anymore
The pubs are all closing
Closing early doors
Let's look at the bigger picture
It's not all that bad
With your gastro pubs
And pubs that play bands
There's a decent music culture
Outside of your estate
Put that needle down mate
Before it's just too late
As the British channel floods
There's a harrowing of the north
A Great Plague down in London
Where's my Kalashnikov?
Where the hell's Mr. Allen?
He's our number one fan
As he helps us get the shit out
From the van
The trains don't run anymore
With vandalised station
Graffiti in the bridge wall
No one gives a shit anymore
The pubs are all closing
They're closing early doors
They're closing early doors
I want you
And I need you
And I want you, that bad
And I need you
And I want you
And I want you, that bad
And I need you
And I want you
And I want you, that bad
And I need you
And I want you
And I want you, that bad
Who's going out binge drinking?
Let's cut to the chase
Everyone's in their onesies
With their noses out of place
And all the men look burly
With looks that could kill
Another teenage pregnancy
She wasn't on the pill
The trains don't run anymore
With vandalised station
Graffiti in the bridge wall
No one gives a shit anymore
The pubs are all closing
They're closing early doors
The trains don't run anymore
With vandalised station
Graffiti in the bridge wall
No one gives a shit anymore
The pubs are all closing
They're closing early doors
They're closing early doors
The trains don't run anymore
With vandalised stations
And graffiti in the bridge walls
No one gives a shit anymore
The pubs are all closing
They're closing early doors