Catch 22

Sally commutes here from London town
She's educated, gets around
Fell head over heels with the rich girls frown
Totally gagged and bound

It's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do
It's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do

Shut up
She shouts
She laughs
All the way
To the bank of our hearts
Pull it apart
Stick it on a canvas
And call it modern art

Well, it's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do
It's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do
You can do
You can, do it all night

Gold seal of quality
A professor in Biology
She looks like a movie star
Highly rated
So la-di-da
And he used to be a friend of mine
Now, he just don't have the time
Used to drive a crappy car
Now he drives a Jaguar

Royalty
Has got to be
A very bad scar on your family
Never thinking you were good enough
Just a flash in a pan
Her young phase for a man

And it's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do
Well, it's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do
You can do
You can, do it all night, yeah

With a gold seal of quality
A professor in Biology
She looks like a movie star
Highly rated
So la-di-da
And he used to be a friend of mine
Now, he just don't have the time
Used to drive a crappy car
Now he drives a Jaguar

With a gold seal of quality
A professor in Biology
She looks like a movie star
Highly rated
So la-di-da
And he used to be a friend of mine
Now, he just don't have the time
Used to drive a crappy car
Now he drives a Jaguar

He's on the cover of the Rolling Stone
He's on the cover of the Rolling Stone

Well, it's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do
Well, it's a catch twenty two
Ain't nothing that, you can do
You can do
You can, do it all night, yeah

With a gold seal of quality
A professor in Biology
She looks like a movie star
Highly rated
So la-di-da
And he used to be a friend of mine
Now, he just don't have the time
Used to drive a crappy car
Now he drives a Jaguar

With a gold seal of quality
A professor in Biology
She looks like a movie star
Highly rated
So la-di-da
And he used to be a friend of mine
Now, he just don't have the time
Used to drive a crappy car
Now he drives a Jaguar

Yeah, yeah, yeah
A Jaguar
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, gold seal of quality
A professor in Biology
She looks like a movie star
Highly rated
So la-di-da
And he used to be a friend of mine
Now, he just don't have the time
Used to drive a crappy car
Now he drives a Jaguar

With a gold seal of quality
A professor in Biology
She looks like a movie star
Highly rated
So la-di-da
And he used to be a friend of mine
Now, he just don't have the time
Used to drive a crappy car
Now he drives a Jaguar

Yeah, yeah, yeah
A Jaguar
Yeah, yeah, yeah