Shitty Little League

Game day
Nobody showed
The teammates don't care or know
The hats, the bats, the gloves are broke
The budget's going straight up the coaches nose
Too young to know
The uniform is a goddamn joke
Just a blank t shirt with no logo
If your parents show they're either late or drunk or both

Nobody knows when you're alone
Picking the red stitches to the bone
You know this shitty little league has got to go

A line drive to the face
Keeping score cover еvery base
5 hours late thеy grab the PA and proudly start to proclaim
Tommy's already been laid
Arthur has pubes like a lion's mane
Getting high every day
Has shown us that the game has gotten stale and old

We just want to grow
But you still play ball
Throwing it to yourself against the wall

You know this shitty little league has got to go [x5]