Honk If You’re Horny

I think I′ve said my piece
Calm and effectively
With Calvin's dick spraying piss in Dukakis′s face
Bush and Quayle in 88

And I obey the righteous trinity
God, guns, and ATV's
Blaze orange ropes of jizz will one day spray
On Walter Mondale's grave

You know I don't want to see
Anything that reminds me
Of my primate empathy
I know all there is to know about pain and suffering

Because life is boring (honk if you′re horny)
Kids are starving (honk if you're horny)
Wealth is hoarding (honk if you′re horny)
And the earth is burning (honk if you're horny)
Now
Now
Are you horny now?