Weird Beard

Well people see his beard
And they point and laugh
It starts at his eyebrows
And joins to his mustache

Handlebars past his chin
And keeps on going down
When he's resting in his bed
It's lying on the ground

He's got a weird, weird, weird, weird, weird
Weird beard
He certainly has a beard
And it is weird

His mustache is orange
His sideburns are grey
His goatee is blonde
His brother is gay

Sometimes he spikes it
Sometimes he uses wax
Well sometimes he likes to
Wear it in plats

He's got a weird, weird, weird, weird, weird
Weird beard
He certainly has a beard
And it is weird

[Guitar & Sax Solo]

Well people see his beard
And they point and stare
But they don't even
Have facial hair

No, they've got it clean, clean, clean, clean, clean
Clean shaved
And I'd take the weird beard any day

He's got a weird, weird, weird, weird, weird
Weird beard
He certainly has a beard
And it is weird