Damn, That's A Nice Beard

He walks into town
With his head held high
And people gaze in awe as he walks by
He doesn't have much money
Doesn't need any friends
'Cause what he has on his face
Makes him a king among men

And whereever he goes
Everyone knows he's the man, the man, the man
And whereever he is
Everyone says damn, damn, damn
That's a nice beard

He spends all of his days
Laughing and stroking his face
He's in a state of constant bliss
Because his beard is so great
He doesn't pay taxes
He doesn't give way
All he does is have a beard
And that's okay

And when he's around everyone in the crowd shakes his hand, his hand, his hand
And when he is near everyone cheers damn, damn, damn
That's a nice beard
Damn that's a nice beard
It flows from his face and it sways in the breeze
Majestic and proud as a ship on the seas
And they all agree that damn
That's a nice beard

He looks at the world
And smiles to himself
His beard has brought him more joy than love or success or wealth
He's not worried about dying
'Cause he knows this for sure
That the legend of his beard will live forevermore

That's a nice beard
Damn, that's a nice beard
It hangs down so low that it covers his feet
He's applauded whenever he trips in the street
And the people he meets all say damn
That's a nice beard

Damn
Aw, damn
Oh
Oh, yeah
Oh, damn
Damn, damn, damn
Damn, that's a nice beard

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