Tokyo Smoothies with Bob

[Skit: Whipstick & Mr 8 Legz]
*grunting* God damnit, yo what the
*grunting* Oh shit
I guess you gotta watch your step getting into that car, right?
Hahaha
What the fuck are you do-
Dude, you did the same shit when we got out of the car like ten minutes ago
(We'll be right back [?])
Do you not know to how like walk?
Yo, man I just wanna tell you this, first and foremost
(Well hey there)
What?
Thank you so much
(Didn't see ya)
For what?
I don't know how to rate you ten out of ten
(It's me, [?] Bob)
Oh my God
Five out of five, whatever
(Come over to Bob's [?])
On what, dude?
But you're like the best driver on UberEats I ever had
(Yup, that's me)
I'm not a fucking driver, goddammit
Nobody's ever gone inside the restaurant with me and actually ate
([?])
Dude, at what point are you gonna grasp this shit that we're cool
We do this all the fucking time
How are you still not wrapping your fucking head around it?
([?])
It was awkward eye contact, I get it, but like
That's because you're fucking high all the time!
Two thumbs up
(Well here, before you pull the trigger)
Oh my fucking God
What a great guy
(How about you bring yourself down to Bob's [?])
Semicolon close parenthesis
I don't know where you're fucking reviewing me or how
(And get yourself a smoothie)
But also who the fuck asks for a fucking plate, dude?
(We got smoothies, more smoothies)
They give you fucking-
Look, when you ask for a plate there maybe some silverware
They should give it to you, I don't know
([?] I'll slap you right out of the ******* building)
They give you fucking trays man!
And everything's in like a box or a fucking wrap
([?])
Alright, shut up, you made your point
Grab your own ketchup, motherfucker
So um, this isn't my destination
I still need you to take me like down the street
(Today only, I mean, we only got one ******* location)
W-we're going back to your fucking house
You said you're a Lyft
I'm not Lyft, god dammit! I'm nothing
(Today only, you get a free piece of wallpaper)
God dammit
Could I-
(That's right)
Alright fine
You don't have to take me to the destination, I'll walk from here
(One free piece of wallpaper with every smoothie)
(Smoothie order [?])
Good, get the fuck out man
Can I get a hug, though?
(That's right)
No you can get your fucking hand on the door handle
(One piece of free wallpaper with every smoothie order)
Come on
And get the fuck out of my car though
Bring it in
([?] so much we're just giving it away)
No, get the fuck- stay-
But like
Get the fuck out of here, man
([?] that piss-stained yellow?)
I'm gonna hug ya
No, you're not, you're gonna fucking get out
([?] just come on down)
Ahh, airplane's coming in for the landing, ah
(Order yourself a smoothie [?])
Dude, get the fuck away from-
Get the fuck away from me man, shit!
Hug monster, ahahaha gotcha
(Come on down, Tokyo Smoothies with Bob)