Heart Shaped Bed
[Intro: Joanne Davila]
With emotion regulation
You’ll be able to tolerate uncomfortable feelings
And not act out on them impulsively
So you’ll be able to think through your decisions more clearly
[Verse 1: Billy Obey]
I bought that chick PJs off eBay for V Day
Didn’t even get a thanks or a three way
And you expect me to be okay with that? (Hell naw!)
I shoulda dipped like a Frito Lay (Ack, ack, ack)
Babe’s from space, Mars Attacks
She’s so outta this world, we’ll start from scratch
I make her sick, that arse is fat
She threw up on my dick, barf bag nard sac
But she said that her heart was mine, wait
Does that mean on Valentine’s Day
I can surgically rеmove it from your torso? Thanks, love!
No more jеrkin’ off to Topanga, great
We playin' Hoobastank
As the moon illuminates your gravesite
It's Super 8, hey
What's on the menu? Me and you
Room painted with blood, we made it with love
[Chorus: Lee Carver]
She loves me, she loves me not
And you know it's like we never talk
But I still trust you enough to keep a secret
Got a heart shaped bed with a body underneath it
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
[Verse 2: Whipstick]
I said it's God bless the dead, but I'm a sucker for love
I fuck your woman in her coffin 'cause the bitch is a slut
A victim of lust, a chicken with a fist up her butt
With dick on a tongue, while sniffing inconspicuous drugs
Homewrecker, microphone word check, serving breakfast
Yearning for a certain whore fertile with douchey freshness
Strip club on Sundays, covered C-sections
Buried in Cesareans, dare me to be reckless
[Verse 3: Mr. 8 Legz]
I bet you look adorable missing your flesh
Lying down there in a corset with your hair in a mess
Wearing the same underwear that I buried you in
But look here, I bought a new pair as a part of your gift
Dig you up! Back to the motel for a fresh night
Maggots took your mandible? Replace it with a Fleshlight
I'm sure you thought monsters reside under the bed
Nope, you do, I sleep on fucking top of it instead
[Chorus: Lee Carver]
She loves me, she loves me not
And you know it's like we never talk
But I still trust you enough to keep a secret
Got a heart shaped bed with a body underneath it
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
[Verse 4: Lee Carver]
February 14th is a day that's always bad for me
The last one I remember, I celebrated so happily
Her name was Ashley, actually it was Tiffany
Her face was like a gift that the angels or God had gifted me
At first she wasn't responsive
When I was around she was nauseous
A broke motherfucker, no money for flowers and chocolate
I can't get off this topic that we need to elope
Even though you call me ugly, yes I'll leave you below
Could have gone insane (Insane)
But to throw it all away really woulda been stupid
Now I'm covered in the blood of a Labrador poodle in your bathroom dressed like Cupid
Let's douche you like your dirty pussy, do you get it
She said I'm a sick fuck, gross and pathetic
I couldn't let it crush me, she jumped out the window
Honestly, bitch, you're giving me mixed signals
[Chorus: Lee Carver]
She loves me, she loves me not
And you know it's like we never talk
But I still trust you enough to keep a secret
Got a heart shaped bed with a body underneath it
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
[Outro: Lee Carver]
She loves me, she loves me not
And you know it's like we never talk
But I still trust you enough to keep a secret
Got a heart shaped bed with a body underneath it
