Parappa Fails his Driving Exam

Alright, we're here, just sittin' in the car
I want you to show me if you can get far
Step on the gas! (Ste- Step on the gas?)
Step on the brakes! (Step on the brakes bra- bra- bra- brakes?)
Now step on the gas! (Step on on on gas gas gas?)
When I say boom boom boom, you say bam bam bam!
No pause in between, come on, let's jam!
Step on the gas! (Step Step on the gas!)
Step on the brakes! (Step Step on the brakes!)
Step on the brakes! (Step Step on brakes bra bra bra brakes!)
Step on the gas! (Gas gas gas!)

Hey hey hey, you sure know how to drive, man. I have nothing else to teach you no more! A, aa, aaah!!

Step on the gas, now we turn to the left

You turn to the right, while we turn to the left

Now what do I step on to stop the car?

What do I step on to stop the car?

Do I need to close the door?

I guess I need to close the door

Check and close the door on the left

FUCK!

Step on the breaks then turn to the left!

Now step on the gas then turn again!

What do I step on to stop the car?

Oh right, I need to step on the brakes

Turn to the left then step on the breaks

Oh oh oh oh I stepped on the breaks

I guess I didn't know

There is no break

Oops!

(car crash sounds)

[Sound effect of failing the level plays]
I knew you were going to screw up!