BE THE KRINGLE
Triple-Q
Tonight christmas shopping begins
Prepare for the worst
Cut your way through thousands of lines
For a chance to be first
In department stores they meet once again
Foes both old and new
Their bags hanging down from a thread
That's severed by you
So who among them
will emerge as Saint Nick?
Persevering through crowds, take your bags and step forward
If you're here just give thanks you're alive
Only one can survive by the end of the eve
Throw your bags in your car and drive
As this question goes through your mind:
WHO WILL BE THE KING...
FOR CHRISTMAS DAY
