CRETACEOUS PERIOD
[Intro]
Legalize drunk driving
[Verse 1: Sluds]
Pull up to the car dealership like ‘Bitch, gimme one’
I have two pockets in my jeans that hold fifty guns
Pull up to the weed, bitch, I smoke like fifteen blunts
You’re old as fuck, and you eat people, like a dinosaur
Pull up and I push you into a giant gorge
Pull up to my grandfather, that idiot is named George
I install mods on Minecraft using Forge
I locate you on Google Earth with the GPS
That bitch give me head she’s using her teeth and neck
Made so much money, got a zillion dollar check
Pull out my gun and I shoot you in the leg
I go to the top of a building and masturbate
I go to a gas station bathroom and masturbatе
I sit in the middle of Times Squarе and I masturbate
I go on the national news, and masturbate
I go to the school and I settle the math debate
I go the park, and then I masturbate
I feel like water in the sun, I evaporate
How many whips do I have? I have eight
I pull up to the function, but it doesn’t work
That bitch is worthless to me if she doesn’t twerk
I feel like the Titanic, I crash into an iceberg
I go to the iceberg, and then I masturbate
[Verse 2: Reive]
Pistol whip this bitch right in her pussy
Standing on a tall building, someone should push me
If they did, I would have to exact revenge
Writin’ out three emails, and then I press send
It’s the gang way to hit that evil smoke
This guy ain’t nice, he is one evil bloke
Crack got me high as a bird, that’s some eagle coke
Make your bitch pop, that’s how the weasel goes
Did I wake you from your depression nap?
Make a bitch sad ‘cause I hit him with the depression slap
They talkin’ hit verses, bitch, I’m collectin’ that
Or those, grammar police be correctin’ that
This song is the Gorbino’s quest of life
They said turn left, but I know that ain’t right
They said go straight, but I know that ain’t right
They said turn right, bitch I know that is right
[Outro: Reive]
It’s on the gang
I just called your mom’s phone, that’s why it rang
Swear to God that your bitch ain’t your bitch
Swear to God that you gon’ die today
Gang
