Farm guy (On a barn)

[Spoken: Farm guy, Cow 1, Cow 2 (All voiced by Ryder Thomas)]
Hi, I'm the farm guy
I'm on my farm
I am cool farm guy
I have a Confederate flag
I'm in my house, which is also my barn
I have cows, cows
And horses that I talk to in my sleep
In my sleep, I talk to the houses
I'm like, "Yo, horses, what's the secret of the universe?"
And the horse was like, "Um, I don't know man, I just work here"
So uhhh I don't think I should trust the horses
Uh, do you have some cool cools tho
Let's talk to the cows right now
Hi, cow
Hi Bitch, I'm a cow, I fucking hate you farm guy!
I'm a cow, cool cow!
Not a bird, I'm not a bird! I'm cow, I'm cow!
I'm a cow, I'm a coooowww! (Don't worry sometimes he does
Sometimes he just does that)
I'm a cow!
Uh... okay, uh
Maybe, let's not talk to them
Let's go talk to another cow
You not a cow, you are less superior
I hate you... I'm a cow!
Fucking bitch, I'm a cow, I'm a fucking cow
I'm a fucking cow who sucks cocks, I'm a fucking-fucking cow
I love fucking cows
I'm a cow!
Okay— okay, I don't think any of these cows should be trusted
I do like milking the cows
I love... milking... mmm!
Thanks for watching this documentary

[Chorus: Ryder Thomas]
Farm guy
He's on a farm but why?
Farm guy
He looks like Bill Nye
If he, got ran over...
The science guy
Farm guy
He's on a farm but why?
Farm guy
He looks like Bill Nye
If he, got ran over...
The science guy

[Instrumental: 2:56-11:36]