This is the song where you are supposed to be sad

[Intro: Ryder Thomas]
1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4

[Verse 1: Ryder Thomas]
Why aren't you crying right now?
I made this song for you to cry right now
Cry for me right now
You have to be sad because I brought out my piano
Which I can't play super confidently
As you can tell

[Refrain: Ryder Thomas]
Cry for me right now
This is the song where you're meant to be sad

[Verse 2: Ryder Thomas]
Remember back in middle school prom
Where they would play a song like this?
That was your sign to cry
And get rejected
Do that again
Besides the, uh, rejected part

[Bridge 1: Ryder Thomas]
Yeah
Be sad for me
Don't make me not sad
I mean, uh, whatevеr
Don't make me sad by not being sad
'Causе i wrote this song for you to be sad

[Refrain: Ryder Thomas]
This is a song where you're meant to be sad
Don't tell me I brought my piano out here for nothing

[Bridge 2: Ryder Thomas]
Don't tell me I brought my piano out here for...
Nothing, nothing, nothing
Nothing
Nothing
All for nothing at all
Nothing
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

Okay, that's enough

[Instrumental Synth Outro]

[Spoken: Big Gay]
Love fucking my girlfriend
I fuck trash cans and Among Us
I fuck, that's sussy
I fuck, that's sus, my girlfriend
Fuck my penis!
AHHHHH!