We Didn't See a Thing

Well, I swear I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend
Drinkin' beer and a-dancin' to that western swing
And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her
No, I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

George, I know I didn't hear you tell that blonde that you weren't married (no, uh-uh)
I know I didn't see you hidin' your weddin' ring either, did I?
And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife and tell her that you were working

No, no, uh-uh, I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing
We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight
Now, don't forget Ray, I was down in Atlanta, sure you were and I was workin' late
Yeah you know it's always good to see you, George, it's good to see you too
But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

Hey Ray by the way do you leave that hundred bucks you owe me
I don't know what you're talkin' about George
Well, I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game
No, I don't but you know if I had seen you I certainly would've paid ya
But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight
Don't forget I was down in Atlanta and don't you forget I was working late
But you know it's always good to see you, George, it's good to see you too
But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing