Trouser Minnow

[Verse]
I swear I didn't say anything
He just followed me in there
It was like, "What the?"
And he just took my shirt up
And we just, right, right there on the sink
I was so drunk, I was dizzy
And she was in the kitchen
While we were downstairs fucking, and she called me a bitch, and
I tried to tell her it was nothing

[Chorus]
I've gotta stop drinking around men
They take advantage of me
I want all men to use me
For their only satisfaction

[Verse]
I'm really drunk
There's nobody over
Why don't you come by?
If you feel like it
You wanna stay up with me?
We can buy a pizza

[Chorus]
I've gotta stop drinking around men
They just wanna bust a nut
I hate it when they're on top and
They all have little dicks
I think I'll get out of town
Where a girl can find some peace and
Maybe move to another country
Where men aren't all so sexist
Maybe if I hide in the closet
Maybe with a bottle of wine
I'll crack you on the noggin
We'll have a real wild time!

[Verse]
Remember what it used to be like when
When all we did was eat and fuck?
I let you shave my pussy
You let me paint your dick
You were always late for work
You said it didn't matter
Then after a while
I guess it, I guess it did start to matter

[Chorus]
I've gotta stop drinking around men
They take advantage of me
And they all wanna use me
For their only satisfaction
I've gotta stop drinking around men
They just wanna bust a nut
I hate it when they use me
They have such little dicks