Log Bass
Rey Washam, David William Sims, Steve Albini
Mayor of a small town
I'm an entertainer, I'm a professional
I do what I do to keep clean
Started with Twinkies, Ho-Hoes, Ding-Dongs
And now it's worked its way all the way up to real adrenaline
Reached down, dislodged what I like to call a log bass
Held it up to the sky like a newborn child
And claimed it as my own
It was bathed in its own log milk
A sweet fragrant scent
Love me tender
