Up Yer Bum
DEREK GREENING, PETER BYWATERS
Elvis had a heart attack.
'Cause he got so bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton.
He looked more like a pregnant mum.
Elvis is Dead. Elvis is Dead.
Elvis had a gammy leg.
He had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney.
He's better off dead.
Elvis is Dead. Elvis is Dead.
In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.
But he couldn't get into heaven,
'Cause he couldn't fit through the gate.
