Elvis Is Dead
DEREK GREENING, PETER BYWATERS
Elvis had a heart attack
'Cause he got so bleedin' fat
He weighed nearly half a ton
He looked more like a pregnant mum
Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead
Elvis had a gammy leg
He had a gammy head
He had a gammy kidney
He's better off dead
Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead
In August 1977, Elvis met his fate
But he couldn't get into heaven
'Cause he couldn't fit through the gate