I’m Too Fat

I've got high cholesterol, 'cause I'm too fat
I sit around and do sod all, 'cause I'm too fat
I used to run around every corner of this town
But now I get a taxi down, 'cause I'm too fat
I'm too fat

Got to have elastic waists, 'cause I'm too fat
Ate too many chips and cakes, 'cause I'm too fat
I used to wear my jeans, but I ripped them at the seams
My button's under stress it seems, 'cause I'm too fat
I'm too fat

Well I used to run around, everywhere in this town
But now I just don't seem to be able to get around
I'm too bloody fat

Every portion's extra large, 'cause I'm too fat
Sit round on my big fat arse, 'cause I'm too fat
I usеd to sweat and swear, when I had to walk upstairs
But now I can't gеt anywhere, 'cause I'm too fat
I'm too fat

'Cause I'm, too, fat