Big Bad Bob

Wooooow!

Blazin' around the house all day
Big bad Bob!
Surrounded by rubbish that he never threw away
A big fat slob!
A loser
A boozer

Never done a stroke of work
Big fat gob!
Belly hanging out underneath his shirt
A big fat slob!
He's lazy
Half crazy

Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana

Been going on for years that way
Big bad Bob!
Never had a woman, but he's never gay
A boozer
A loser

It all hit him in the head one day
Big bad Bob!
Ambulance took him away
Big fat slob!
The noise and
The poison

Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana

[Instrumental Break]

Bob claimed
On that very day
Bob blamed
His ill fate
On a
Banana
On a
Banana

Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob!
Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob!
Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob!
Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob!
Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob!
Big bad Bob had a bad, bad banana
Big bad Bob!
Big bad Bob!