The Worst 30 Seconds

Got my nickname tattooed on your arm
Next to the last girl you took home to mom
Rev up your engine, lean on one side
Tryin' to steal them sevens off a chic-fil-a sign
And if you're sexy, you're under the sheets
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' dirty deep
And she gives him a bone but the dog still roams
He's tellin' other girls he "can't be alone"

He got no swag, he's more like red flag

(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst thirty seconds that I've ever known
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
I wish I could erase what really happened at all
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst thirty seconds that I've ever known
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
On a scale from one to ten it was a big fat zero

Had a dream that we could go far
But I guess it's true what they say about dudes in fast cars
It was like lightspeed and then it was done, so
Call me a cab 'cause I'm not having fun

He got no swag, he's more like red flag

(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst thirty seconds that I've ever known
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
I wish I could erase what really happened at all
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst thirty seconds that I've ever known
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
On a scale from one to ten it was a big fat zero

You put your ego on the pedestal like you're the sh-
But your pretty roses wilted lickity-split, uh
Could've been a contender but you jumped the gun
It's over, completed, finito, I'm done
You put your ego on the pedestal like you're the sh-
But your pretty roses wilted lickity-split, uh
Could've been a contender but you jumped the gun
It's over, completed, finito, I'm done

(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst thirty seconds that I've ever known
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
I wish I could erase what really happened at all
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst thirty seconds that I've ever known
(Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh)
On a scale from one to ten it was a big fat zero