Too Fucked to Yiff
Tarek Ahmed, Caleb Porter, Tim Leonard, Jay Barnes
She was dressed like Maid Marion, I was David Parker Ray's dog
We didn't know anyone, we had to snort Adderall
We wanted to spice shit up a bit, she had great tits
Plus she knew where to cop, she took the first rail and she dropped
Found her ID, she was only 16
I postponed my suicide for this?
We got problems bigger than Richard Speck's tits
I know I did something to deserve this
Took her apart in the bathtub and I stuffed her in a suitcase
In the shadow of the alley of white trash
I got the idea for a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer
