The Knot

Horse girl hair
Renn fair face
Alexandra always found herself getting aroused
At the strangest times

Life is cold, Hell is hot
And in this house all dogs go to heaven

By 30 she gave up on dating
Got herself a German Shepard
She put socks on his claws so he wouldn’t leave scratches
She didn’t mind so much it was just a pain to explain to friends and family

Life is cold, Hell is hot
And in this house all dogs go to heaven
She learned real quick not to let him get past the knot
Lifе is cold, Hell is hot
And in this house all dogs go to heavеn
Hey man, who am I to judge?