For the Love of Schadenfreude

I’d like to sincerely thank whoever invented the term schadenfreude
You made me feel like way less of a sick fuck
But everyone I know from high school who survived is miserable
So who really won that one?
I quit keeping count around the time I noticed the lines at wakes getting shorter
Don’t worry, I’ll make yours
Not to pay my respects, just to see you dead

Lay awake thinking about all the people I hate
Everybody deserves one bad habit

You can’t spite me; spite is my superpower
You can’t spite me; spite is my superpower