Cum Kind of Monster
I'm what the FBI calls a secretor
I'm addicted to caffeine and pornography
I cum on my stomach and I love it, but I get a sick rash
Cannibal love, eating me alive like a suicide
I didn't think there was anything wrong with that until James Hetfield told me so
My cum is a problem I just can't ignore
It's everywhere
My cum is everywhere, I'm allergic to it
Every problem is a result of my cum
Cannibal love, it's eating me alive like a suicide
I miss Hetfield's mullet, Lars' frosted tips, Mustaine's riffs
I want to talk about art with Lars Ulrich the art critic
I'd look him straight in his eye and say
"I don't know art, but I know what I like
May I please borrow your white leather jacket?"
Let me choose my words carefully
This is a rock and roll band, I don't want any fucking rules
Cannibal love, it's eating me alive like a suicide
Fuck, fuck, see?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck Dave Mustaine's riffs
Fuck Dave Mustaine
Mustaine
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck Dave Mustaine
Dave Mustaine