Cuckold the Family Ghost
My old lady's been making me go to therapy
But it's like throwing water on a grease fire
One day it became too much
I knew right then I had to die
Slit my wrists
I bled all over her shit
I went towards the light
It was so white
It lectured me on reverse racism, the 2nd Amendment, and men's rights
But apparently you don't go to the afterlife when you commit suicide
So now I'm stuck in this house watching my wife get fucked