Well Done [Live BBC Introducing Glastonbury]
This song is dedicated
To Steve Lamacq
And Steve Lamacq only
Well done
Why don't you get a job?
Even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry got a job
So why don't you get a job?
Why don't you win a medal?
Even Tarquin wins a medal
Mary Berry got a medal
So why don't you win a medal?
Well done
I'd rather cut my nose off
To spite my face (woo)
I'd rather cut my nose off
To spite my face
Why don't you get a degree?
Even Tarquin has a degree
Mary Berry got a degree
So why don't you get a degree?
Well done
Why don't you like reggae?
Even Tarquin likes reggae
Mary Berry love de reggae
So why don't you like reggae?
Well done
Why don't you like football?
Even Tarquin likes football
Trevor Nelson loves football
So why don't you like football?
Well done
I'd rather cut my nose off
To spite my face (woo)
I'd rather cut my nose off
To spite my, ah
Hey
Don't go to bed, they said
It'll be fun, they said
Take my nose off
To spite my face (woo)
I'd rather cut my nose off
To spite my face
And a mercy